
What a site for sore eyes. LumberJack Club Meeting Time: 4: 41 Eastern (thats not true) first i would like to say, that if you have not gone to www.lumberjacks.com/ then you need to. and you need to quickly. Be proud of what lumberjacks can do. beautiful work my friends. ALRIGHT now for the Fun stuff. 
Lumberjacks are brave. each time they say goodbye to their families and go into the woods it's like entering a battefield. Who knows when a tree might smack you upside the head and knock you out. thats why you need to make sure you are armed and dangerous. Do not enter the woods without one of these bad boys: 
ouch, i would hate to be diced open with one of those. hahahaha those trees have no idea whats about to hit them. go out there and give it your all folks. Now is the time to give you all the update on one very important thing, FIRE SEASON HAS STARTED, PEOPLE. this means smokey is going to be watching your back! 
See that shovel in his hands, he could take that to your throat if he catches you messin with any trees and matches. I know us lumberjacks enjoy a good flame on fields of grass but we need to watch ourselves. Smokeys pants and belt are not joking when they say, "only you". "only you can prevent the forest that YOU cut trees in to stay there and not be burnt to a crisp even if you didn't mean to that one time at your granny's house throwing flamming tennis balls at your stupid cousin, franky!" WHoa, just remember lumberjacks, to keep eating those flap jacks and being nice to your mother! Meeting over, fools. |